n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

"You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all… If that happens, you’re doing it right."
— Ira Glass  (via w-ildfires)

author-and-a-mommy:

elektrahartt:

sunshin3mama:

jayayewhygarsh:

erindreaming:

yummyporn:

deathmetallife:

stvkln:

sassy-snow-queen:

littleangrykitten:

ejacutastic:

(source)

Faith in humanity restored! Never judge a book by its cover! 

I’m actually sobbing


Seen this before. Sob’d the first time. Doing it again.

Bless them.. I like bikers even more now.

This is so cute

Where is the funding for them? Why have I not heard of this before? Talk about unsung heroes

this is amazing

Is this real? I hope it is.

I hope so too because this bought a tear to my eye ❤️

"My friends are scarier than he is." 

wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

misandry1996:

lnvocation:

[throws drink]

big surprise from the woman who wrote a song about why being fat is good because boys like it. 

diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

helioscentrifuge:

dontbaracktheboatbaby:

Fun fact: The skeleton war thing started with a dril post that said “if your gravestone doesn’t say rip you’re automatically drafted into the skeleton war”. The post was made like 6+ months ago and just randomly became a huge thing this month

it was not random. dril is a great prophet who warned us of the coming storm but did we listen? no… and now it is upon us

zackisontumblr:

iamandwillbe:

zackisontumblr:

what if everyone was born wearing a t-shirt and your soulmate had a matching t-shirt and you had to find them

If you had on the same shirt all your life wouldn’t it get dirty, or rip, or not fit you at all because a new born was able to wear it? Would they be brands or generic? Wouldn’t that destroy fashion and cripple the economy as well? That’s what I think would happen.

i clearly didn’t think this post all the way through

thewicked-eternity