If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
Faith in humanity restored! Never judge a book by its cover!
I’m actually sobbing
Seen this before. Sob’d the first time. Doing it again.
Bless them.. I like bikers even more now.
This is so cute
Where is the funding for them? Why have I not heard of this before? Talk about unsung heroes
this is amazing
Is this real? I hope it is.
I hope so too because this bought a tear to my eye ❤️
"My friends are scarier than he is."
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
The most relatable twitter account ever created
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
big surprise from the woman who wrote a song about why being fat is good because boys like it.
Fun fact: The skeleton war thing started with a dril post that said “if your gravestone doesn’t say rip you’re automatically drafted into the skeleton war”. The post was made like 6+ months ago and just randomly became a huge thing this month
it was not random. dril is a great prophet who warned us of the coming storm but did we listen? no… and now it is upon us
what if everyone was born wearing a t-shirt and your soulmate had a matching t-shirt and you had to find them
If you had on the same shirt all your life wouldn’t it get dirty, or rip, or not fit you at all because a new born was able to wear it? Would they be brands or generic? Wouldn’t that destroy fashion and cripple the economy as well? That’s what I think would happen.
i clearly didn’t think this post all the way through