teamrocketing:

this entire show is gold

hey this post is in the title so it will catch your eye there’s actually nothing funny or relatable about it but the urge to reblog it is undeniable
pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

posted 7 hours ago via nyooms · © shrexy with 14,758 notes

shrexy:

pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me
cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified

childservices:

y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person


Sempiternal album↦ music videos 

Sempiternal album↦ music videos 

spagghetto:

"I’m not mad I’m just disapointed"

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

thewicked-eternity